Octo-Artist

moleshow:
*gets closer*

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dr-earman:
Always delighted to see this video on my dash. Always delighted to turn on the audio and find out which version it is. :’)

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:
enginaero:
cloysterbell:
If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?
Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”
Good news:
Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

contemptible-scoundrel:

kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

sunnydropsstuff:

halles-comet:
Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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tylostoma:

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i’m letting it live on my blog forever

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

minmos:

minmos:
Dude that is too much slop for him

mercurys-in-retrograde:

pjackk:
pjackk:
Before and after yep hes mustard gravy
Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk